POLITICIAN QUOTES

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. – Nikita Khrushchev

The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble to put makeup on two faces. – Maureen Murphy

In politics stupidity is not a handicap.  – Napoleon Bonaparte

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.  They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.  – Anonymous

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.  – Texas Guinan

Congress is so strange.  A man gets up to speak and says nothing.  Nobody listens – and then everybody disagrees.  – Boris Marshalov

If you cannot convince them, confuse them.  -- Harry Truman

Everything is changing.  People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke. -- Will Rogers

The problem with political jokes is they get elected.