Thursday, November 1, 2012

HUMOR...this really do make you think!

When I get bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I’m leaving.

Humor is a rubber sword – it allows you to make a point without blood.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed.

I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time.”  So I ordered “French Toast during the Renaissance.”

I installed a skylight in my apartment…The people who live above me are furious!

You have an inferiority complex -- and it’s fully justified.

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